I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.

Anything can happen with a razor.

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.

friendly people serving friendly people

All truly toxic thoughts are expelled while moving. Gotta move to stay alive.

Histories are instruments of oppression.

We cannot appreciate the art of any age without first acquiring an equivalent of the experience it depicts.

Every human being has within him an ideal man, just as every piece of marble contains in a rough state a statue as beautiful as the one that Praxiteles the Greek made of the god Apollo.

Poets are like proverbs: you can always find one to contradict another.

I think that it's really nice to learn that makeup is different for every person. Everyone has a different feature on their face that they like to show off.

In painting one must search rather for suggestion than for description, as is done in music.

Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from the totality of what is known.