I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.

Anything can happen with a razor.

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.

In this quiet place on a quiet streetwhere no one ever finds usgently, lovingly, freedom gives back our pain.--from poem In a Quiet Place on a Quiet Street

Presidents and other politicians manage the appearance of things, largely by manipulating the air and hope.

There are some quite tricky challenges facing everybody working in Crimea and I shall be engaging with various government people.

I'm lucky, I can sleep from takeoff until we land; so I'm fresh, rested and ready to work on arrival.

When you get old, everything is hurting. When I get up in the morning, it sounds like I'm making popcorn.

Being on President Nixon's enemies list was the highest single honor I've ever received. Who knows who's listening to me now and what government list I'm on?

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.

Faith is not intelligent understanding, faith is deliberate commitment to a Person where I see no way.

Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed.

It's true, pressure is something that goes with football nowadays. You need to accept it, and everything that it involves - the good and the bad.