I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.

Anything can happen with a razor.

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.

Rarely is success an accident, but when it is, rarely does it last.

Ignorance is my refusal to think outside the box of my fears.

You should live in such a way that looking back at your past later on in the future, you will thank God for your life and for what He has done for you

Time is a valuable wealth.

Books are the best companions as they make you sit near wisdom.

Sometimes I laugh with my parents, and sometimes I yell at them, and both are therapeutic.

Some of my best friedns are children. In fact, all of my best friends are children.

It is human nature to stand in the middle of a thing.

Thus does the unyielding, inescapable future ineluctably devour the present.

If you truly have a passion for what you do, you will care even about the parts unseen.