I walked 500 miles just to see a halo, when I opened my eyes I was blind as can be.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

I wish I could see a cherry blossom or a lotus flower. Where could they be?

The central challenge for educational systems around the world is the substitution of effectiveness for popularity.

Has every line inside of you been crossed? Is there anything left unviolated? Are you so comfortable with your imprisonment you feel free?

If you can cheat, so can I. I won't let you beat me unfairly - I'll beat you unfairly first.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

The structure is there, and will automatically provide the pattern for the action which follows.

Physical infidelity is the signal, the notice given, that all fidelities are undermined.

I eat the same foods almost every day. I have my favorites like Filipino beef broth, chicken soup with lots and lots of rice.

The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun

Rich people see every dollar as a "seed" that can be planted to earn a hundred more dollars, which can then be replanted to earn a thousand more dollars.