I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

God help those who do not help themselves.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.

Respect the dead, learn from them, do not follow or avenge them.

No man can ever admire a woman the way she admires herself.

These are open secrets, so to speak. Of the kind we dare not articulate, for fear of wounding those close to us.

Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.

That is - the reason for that is that home prices are only going to go up. Now, they've never gone down nationwide in our - since we've been keeping track of this.

There was a little girl, When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was bad, she was horrid.

I'm fishing for men with a certain kind of bait, and the bait that I am offering is not a candy; it's a very specific thing that I'm offering, which is a deep gospel and a deep conversion.

Is That All There Is?

I would say that the West is very young, it's very corrupt. We're not very wise. And I think we're hopeful that there is a place that is ancient and wise and open and filled with light.