God help those who do not help themselves.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

A book is a collected thoughts and lessons in one place, a quote is a lesson which is learnt.

Every county has its sacred culture.

Let authors write for glory and reward. The truth is well paid when she is sung and heard.

Jerry Coleman was the kind of player who made me proud to wear the pinstripes.

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

The most potent thing we can do is to bring more compassion online.

I am and will remain the president of all Cameroonians without exception, and the great winner in these elections is democracy

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable, inasmuch as he has the fountain of reason in him not yet regulated.

Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.