I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

Choice Theory explains that, for all practical purposes, we choose everything we do.

During 30 years of earning my daily bread as a writer I have learned many lessons about our craft. The most significant of those lessons is that I still have many lessons to learn about out craft.

If you're going to choose to do something like the Paleo Diet, then you choose not to enjoy your nights out.

Our society is not a community, but merely a collection of isolated family units.

No one may shut his eyes to think the pain, which is therefore not visible to him, is non-existent.

The only pressure that you use in a professional selling presentation is the presence of silence after the closing question.

There is an Easter sense in which all things are made new in the risen Christ. A tiny gleam of this is reflected in all true art.

If the Muslim community in Michigan comes out strongly, I think they will make a difference.

Folks talk too fast, and don't understand what they talkin' about.

My other bodily ailments have become mere matters of history.