Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

It's very, very dangerous to lose contact with living nature.

When you focus on gratitude, positive things flow in more readily, making you even more grateful.

Each day was a challenge of enjoyment, and he [Hemingway] would plan it out as a field general plans a campign.

There were times, though, when the women came together on a partisan basis. [When we stopped] the privatization of Social Security during George Bush, we linked arms.

The two-fold goal of all human striving is the avoidance of pain, and the fulfillment of happiness.

The internet, our greatest tool of emancipation, has been transformed into the most dangerous facilitator of totalitarianism we have ever seen. The internet is a threat to human civilization.

A great deal of what is presumed to be intractable or inevitable in this world doesn't strike me that way at all.

Free, open love I have looked upon as dog's love. Secret love is, besides, cowardly.

Remember that the most difficult tasks are consummated, not by a single explosive burst of energy or effort, but by the constant daily application of the best you have within you.

I liked Sartre's views but not his writing.