I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

It takes courage to forgive love and allow yourself to embrace it again, its like discovering wings you thought you've lost

TODAY is the PAST of your FUTURE. So, make TODAY count for the sake of your HISTORY. Use your words, time & choices wisely

One is always greater than hundred because without one there is no hundred

When honor and the Law no longer stand on the same side of the line, how do we choose[?]

Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.

This is taking [photos] from everybody - the entire collective memory of what the Earth looks like - and linking all of that together.

I like people. Humanity. My family is a part of my work. They contribute throughout the process with critiques, advice, opinions, etc.

What you see is filtered through your beliefs. You rarely see "reality." You see your version of it.

One should hate very little, because it's extremely fatiguing. One should despise much, forgive often and never forget. Pardon does not bring with it forgetfulness; at least not for me.

The goal of my life isn't just... to be happy. 'Wouldn't it be easier if it was, though?