I think the meaning of life is life itself. We don't necessarily want to know what it is, but we want to live it. Hopefully, we'll go out fast without knowing it.

If you believe in Odin and Thor, people laugh themselves to death. While it's okay to believe in a man who turned water into wine, and walked on water

I have a three-piece suit. I’m an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I’m probably the killer.

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

One thing I can say about the French language is that no one in the world loves their language as much as they do.

Machiavelli had some cold tricks for people who wanted to be demagogues and wanted to take over the world.

Actors are very good at not revealing anything, so they're safe.

I'm terrified about psychic people who have their little shops.

I choose work with the people I like to work with.

I dont wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. Thats basically what I smell like.

If you're playing the bad guy, you have to find what you like about them.

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, " Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

Death is only a byproduct of terrorism.

People think of the inventor as a screwball, but no one ever asks the inventor what he thinks of other people.

Utopia is not one of the options.

The moment you ascribe who you are right now to what happened yesterday, you have written off your life.

When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations?

It's a sin to bore people.

If your God doesn't look like Jesus, we don't worship the same God, sorry.

The minute you hear subsidies, I don't care what, if it's health care, buying cars, the minute you hear subsidies, you have to understand, whatever's going on here, it isn't market forces.

I find Christmas very difficult.