I think it would be fair and right to use some of my land and wealth for a drug-rehab center or an Indian school.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

La heradera del dia destruida.(The heiress of the destroyed day.)

Relax. You are beautiful, and everyone wants some of that beauty.

Grace is not an ancient gift but an elixir of the human spirit.

Her today's silence is the unheard shouts from past that you never listened.

Without - you know, good intelligence stops plots against the homeland. Without that intelligence, we cannot effectively stop it.

Even the sadistic misogyny of Buddha and Christ was nothing but an attempt to gain the better of a vastly superior opponent.

Preacher is a book that somehow allows me time by its settling on it's characters, that sort of modern gothic western feel. You're not likely to see the boat veering too far from that.

In the same way that men wear ties to add personality to their clothing, so too should women wear their accessories.

The finest life is spent creating oneself, not procreating.

There were times when it would have been easy to fall apart or to go in the opposite direction, but somehow I felt that if I took on more step, someone would come along to join me.