I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

We have been trained by a culture of violence and we are all agents of passive violence.

but I learned long ago that it does no good to think too far into the future. There is only here. Only now.

Sport is how poor kids from poor countries pass through the eye of the needle to riches and recognition.

There is superficial conflict but deep concord between science and theistic religion, but superficial concord and deep conflict between science and naturalism

All I want is the defining moment.

I am no longer going to become a fictional character to please people. That's too much work.

The Church is a system, - but whether it is as much founded on the teaching of our Lord, who was divine, as on the teaching of St. Paul, who was not divine, is a question to me of much perplexity.

We live not in our moments or our years: The present we fling from us like the rind Of some sweet future, which we after find Bitter to taste.

Only one human being recognized as one's neighbour is necessary in order to cure a man of self-love

The most important actions are never comfortable.