I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

The books I read when I was twenty completely changed when I read them when I was sixty.

Peace’s gravitational force – a force of possibility!” from Cinderella In Focus

My attraction has never been to computers per se, but to the fact that they offer a highly leveraged way to invent magic.

I believe that history is capable of anything. There exists no folly that men have not tried out.

In the stillness, a fly would not have dared clear it's throat.

... is there anything more unjust than to build gold and brass and iron on poor, well-meaning clay, -- and then blame the clay when the whole image falls into dust?

It is the Germans who are responsible for the fact that I became a fabricator of arms. If not for them, I would have constructed agricultural machines.

The American revolutionaries believed in the power of the word. But they had only word of mouth and the printing press. We have the Internet.

I had rather stand the shock of a basilisk than the fury of a merciless pen.

There is no quick easy way to the body you want... commit yourself now to your workout and get started.