I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

We shall become, or we shall overcome.

These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

I hate being away, but I understand that for me, that's where the work, the stories are.

I'm not a very happy person," I told him."But sometimes I can trick myself into thinking I am.

"So basically, that entire theory is blown to hell."Not basically," Win corrected. "Entirely."

Dressing with style is akin to issuing a manifesto; dressing fashionably is like signing a petition.

Obviously, the young dancers lack a certain air of maturity.

You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.

Investment ideas, like women are often more exciting than punctual.