I saw a robin redbreast in Central Park today, but it turned out to be a sparrow with an exit wound.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

On the basis of this information, it would be possible to argue that if everybody spoke English (or Chinese or Esperanto for that matter) everybody would be at war even more often.

My family is my vulnerability.

The best New York in the world is driving down the [Pacific Coast Highway] listening to the Velvet Underground. That's the best time I've ever been to New York.

Because of the wealth of fine music spread through the film, working on it held all the fun and excitement of attending a great concert

There's no way to move without making waves.

I don't picture myself as a normal person when I play football, and I don't think anyone else pictures me that way as well.

Now we understand much more clearly. why people from all over the world want to come to New York and to America. It's called freedom.

I admire an actor that can do a lot with doing nothing really, for the most part. I like doing a lot by doing so little.

I want my work to reflect my level of gifts and talent