I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"

Barbarism is not the inheritance of our prehistory. It is the companion that dogs our every step.

I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face.

I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die-it's a major offence.

I've dodged bullets but there's no scandal in my life.

It's not so much what you do, it's just how well you do it, and that you do, do it.

As a child I was told by my parents that I was happy, but I did not believe them.

Equality is not in the natural order of things, and the crusade to make everyone equal in every respect (except before the law) is certain to have disastrous consequences.

And I think right now I'm just enjoying finding something such as One Weekend a Month where I can really resonate with this woman's history and her situation.

Most of the time, tough, combative, adversarial dialogue is much more exciting than physical action.

I always think that, even when people behave badly, if you like something deep inside them, then there is a tiny bit of nobility - they wish they could be good.