I'm worried about a permanent Republican majority. That's what I'm worried about for the future.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

I don’t trust the answers or the people who give me the answers. I believe in dirt and bone and flowers and fresh pasta and salsa cruda and red wine. I don’t believe in white wine

Is it difficult to recognize spring when the air is dancing with joy and the flowers are blooming bright colorful smiles?

We have created a culture of leadership "development" in the Church at the expense of ignore the ministry of the Church to making disciples.

Every day is a chance to start over. Any day can be bad, surely, but any day can be good, can be great, and that promise, that potential, is a beautiful thing indeed.

The success combination in business is: Do what you do better... and: do more of what you do.

I know that philosophically a murderer is not responsible for his crime, but I prefer not to take tea with him.

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.

Physicians of the utmost fame, Were called at once; but when they came They answered, as they took their fees, 'There is no Cure for this Disease.'

Bill Maher can be pretty good, except when he gets "important." Maher's all over the place politically.

Of all God's creatures, Man alone is poor.