I'm of the glamorous ladies At whose beckoning history shook. But you are a man, and see only my pan, So I stay at home with a book.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

War is always an adventure to those who've never seen it.

Emotional security is just as important as financial security.

My personal advice is to go to school first and get a liberal arts education, and then if you want to pursue acting, go to graduate school.

It was something I really wanted to do. I can't imagine what it will be like to carry the flag and walk through the doors of the stadium. I'm thrilled to lead the team.

They're drinkin' home brew from a wooden cup. The folks were dancin' there got all shook up.

What the Super Bowl did for us was give us a sense of urgency.

No matter how poorly you play, there is always someone you can beat. No matter how well you play, there is always someone who can beat you.

The hamster called. He wants his home back.

Net Neutrality is what makes the Internet so great - and so vital for innovation and creativity.

Again and again, the cicada's untiring cry pierced the sultry summer air like a needle at work on thick cotton cloth.