No matter how poorly you play, there is always someone you can beat. No matter how well you play, there is always someone who can beat you.

In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.

Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.

I don't care how good you play, you can find somebody who can beat you, and I don't care how bad you play, you can find somebody you can beat.

The woods are full of long drivers.

I learn teaching from teachers. I learn golf from golfers. I learn winning from coaches.

Go out and have fun. Golf is a game for everyone, not just for the talented few.

Life is full of many minor annoyances, and few matters of real consequence.

Be yourself. Play within yourself. Play your own game.

If you play golf, you are my friend.

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.

I tried acting and all of the arts, I even put out a record album, but what I like the most is business.

[H]e who fears to lose will never win.

Knowledge unfits a child to be a slave.

To pretend I was sliding down the stair rail." He laughed again. " You should have done it. I would have caught you at the bottom.

I feel a little uncomfortable about endorsements.

I always saw being in a band a full time job.

I wonder why bereaved people even bother with mourning clothes when the grief itself provides such an unmistakable wardrobe.

When I was at school I used to scream in trains, in those concertina things between the carriages. I used to try to be so good that sometimes I couldn't bear it any more.

The most dramatic moves I have made as an actor have been from stage to screen and from sitcom to drama.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.