I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Success does not come to a person’s life by chance you have to fight for it

Maybe we were too broken to put back together. Maybe we’d been too broken to ever put together in the first place.

Remember this: You are the expert of your body.

What I have experienced is nothing compared to what political prisoners in prisons suffer.

Effective thinking consists of being able to arrive at the truth; truth being defined as that which exists.

There is the expectation that a younger generation has the opportunity to redeem the crimes and failings of their elders and would have the strength and idealism to do so.

Gravity works in your life, the notion of free will works in your life, however problematic it may at times be.

I still think of myself as the new kid.

The original sin is to limit the Is. Don't.

I just have a respect for my audience. That seems to be pretty logical.