I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

It’s your life

Believed in numbers. But doubt the nobility of the Truth.

Success doesn't happen overnight. It takes hard work, dedication and keep your eyes on the prize. Don't look back.

Live humbly and for the moment.

I realised one day that men are emotional cripples. We cant express ourselves emotionally, we can only do it with anger and humour. Emotional stability and expression comes from women.

Here's what I've learned: that someone can change the course of history with a box cutter.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

No matter how great we get with digital formats of instrumentation, nothing really quite duplicates the real thing

You are the somewhere you are trying to get to.

When you're an elite athlete, it's a very special moment in time and you don't want it to end.