You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Anything is possible as long as you're focused, determined and you really want to do it.

Modesty has, and will remain, an alluring trait because where egoism falters, humility conquers.

Ego is constantly attempting to acquire and apply the teachings of spirituality for its own benefit.

When you're climbing at high altitudes, life can get pretty miserable.

I don't support communism. I don't like that type of government.

I just want to be a great example to younger kids.

I also played two years of high school football but I wasn't very, how shall I say it, talented.

I am not very good at statistics. I am also a poor thinker.

I'm in four different films this year, and I have four different accents. I sound different in every film. You have to love a character to play it well, and change in my work is what I want.

While the steeples are loud in their joy, To the tune of the bells' ring-a-ding, Let us chime in a peal, one and all, For we all should be able to sing Hullah baloo.

The old happiness is unreturning. Boy's griefs are not so grievous as youth's yearning. Boys have no sadness sadder than our hope.