I'm not a collector. I don't like the toy cupboard syndrome that causes so many good cars to evaporate.

To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life.

But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

I am the rain, when I'm on math I make the day horrible that's why the day is horrible, that's why I don't go outside.

I don't believe in inspiration. Inspiration is for amateurs. Some of the time you know you're cooking, and the rest of the time, you just do it.

The untranslatable thought must be the most precise.

I purified my lips with sacred fire that I might speak of love, but when I opened my mouth to speak, I found myself mute.

If you’re not doing some things that are crazy, then you’re doing the wrong things.

America has never been a pure democracy and majoritarianism has always been as much feared as monarchism.

When media make war against each other, it is a case of world-views in collision.

America was built on her citizens.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

It's good to be different.