I'm in a glass case of emotion

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And even if you don't come up with a picture to cure world poverty you can make someone smile while they're having a piss.

The trade of critic, in literature, music, and the drama, is the most degraded of all trades.

The least among the sadhus, saints and monks and other people of God is worthier than you. Never speak ill of them

With positive attitude, you can overcome any problem.

If you seek to change your life and attain enlightenment, you must deal with these questions. If there is no truth in this, then ignore these silly words.

I was the walrus, but now I am John. And so my friends, you'll just have to carry on. The dream is over.

Growing up in a house of five girls, I couldn't help but glance at a fashion magazine or two.

I call God long-suffering and patient precisely because He permits evil in the world. I know that He has no evil in Him and yet if there is evil, He is the author of it and yet untouched by it.

It's hard enough for me to write what I want to write without me trying to write what you say they want me to write which I don't want to write.

My music is also one part of my inner process, and people also seem to connect with me on that - especially the ones who have the same questions for their own lives.