The trade of critic, in literature, music, and the drama, is the most degraded of all trades.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Even things that are true can be proved.

We're living tragedies, just passing time 'til our funerals.

Render unto God the things that are God’s

You're blessed if you have the strength to work.

We're trapped on this very thin slice of perception ... But even at that slice of reality that we call home, we're not seeing most of what's going on.

Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman.

I am happy being based in Leeds, I feel settled.

If people don't like you, or they think you're strange, then that's their problem.

The truth is not what we received today. Once again, we are being used as props in a Pentagon public relations exercise.

I'm actually introverted and shy.