I'm here to tell you that I am proud of a couple of things. First, I am very good at projectile vomiting. Second, I've never had a really serious venereal disease.

Think small and act small, and we'll get bigger. Think big and act big, and we'll get smaller.

Keep costs low and spirits high, and the people of Southwest Airlines will keep LUV in the air.

We have a strategic plan. It's called 'doing things'.

Your employees come first. And if you treat your employees right, guess what? Your customers come back, and that makes your shareholders happy. Start with employees and the rest follows from that.

You don't hire for skills, you hire for attitude. You can always teach skills.

If you're crazy enough to do what you love for a living, then you're bound to create a life that matters.

A company is stronger if it is bound by love rather than by fear.

The important thing is to take the bricklayer and make him understand that he’s building a home, not just laying bricks.

The essential difference in service is not machines or 'things.' The essential difference is minds, hearts, spirits, and souls.

Treat your employees like customers.

He was driven to use the prerogatives of his profession, to act the parson.

Feeling lost, crazy and desperate belongs to a good life as much as optimism, certainty and reason.

I do have nightmares. So what? I wouldn’t trade places with any of the f**kers I killed. Am I afraid of Hell? No. I’ve been. It’s worse than advertised but not as bad as imagined. ~ Brandon Hull

You meet people in Hollywood that are famous, and you're not sure what they got famous for.

It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun... ladies.

See, a good habit makes a child a man, Whereas a bad one makes a man a beast.

It is precisely through falling prices that the fruits of increased productivity and economic growth are spread throughout the market economy.

Do what you think is right and apologize later.

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good.

If I'm going to get hit, why let the guy who's going to hit me get the easiest and best shot? I explode into the guy who's trying to tackle me.