I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned. I think it's embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

Freedom means either be mindful or do not mind.

We love, you know, children love the ingredients of poetry. And then they go into this tunnel that we call adolescence, and when they come out of it, they hate poetry.

I can't drink a wine if it has an ugly label.

If a man can control his body and mind and thereby refrains from eating animal flesh and wearing animal products, I say he will really be liberated.

Appreciation can make a day, even change a life. Your willingness to put it into words is all that is necessary.

Never give yourself permission to avoid doing what is right.

When you have 400 people watching you making a movie, it doesn't go where you want it to go. It's a lot of pressure.

I told you before, I'll fight anyone. I don't care.

It doesn't matter who you are, there are stars in every city, in every house, and on every street.

I'm eternally grateful to fate and the citizens of Russia that they've trusted me to be the head of the Russian government.