I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they.

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life - Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

A vampire's thirst can only be quenched by the blood of their loved ones.

[Republicans] swapped principle for power. They ended up with neither. They deserved to lose.

Cooking and shopping for food brings rhythm and meaning to our lives.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

I may not be in the weight room as much as some guys, but I get my work done.

The age, you know. A man can be wiser and wiser, and a woman is older and older.

I love wearing a lot of color, and I am majorly into scarves. I'm the Beau Brummell of Fleetwood Mac, no doubt.

Nature was tough, it could be dangerous, but unlike Dr. Cable or shay, or peris-unlike people in general-it made sense. The problems it threw at you could be solved rationally.

If we want to invest in the prosperity of our nation, we must invest in the education of our children so that their talents may be fully employed.