I'm a person who likes these sort of movies... sad but moving 'art movies' that normally are at a festival and then they go to a small art house theater and disappear.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

We cannot protect ourselves from disappointment and still live a fully engaged life.

The great joy and honour of my life has been to know you. To call you my family. And I am grateful - more than I can possibly say - that I was given this time with you all

If we understand we need each other, we will keep together.

Worry is the only emotion that never leaves a human's heart.

The sun will shine on those who stand before it shines on those who kneel under them.

'Tis the set of the sail that decides the goal, and not the storm of life.

It's kind of amazing that people will travel because of a book. I admire that.

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.

The less time you spend with Truth, the easier it is to believe lies.

Basically, I feel to spend the rest of my life doing retreat.