I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

Those who don't belong to any specific place can't, in fact, return anywhere.

The strongest and most mysterious weeds often have things to teach us.

There are a few rules in investigations, and one is to never cringe at the person’s appearance that you’re about to pump for info.

There is no such thing as a powerful prayer; we only have powerful people praying to a powerful God.

I agree that two and two make four is an excellent thing; but to give everything its due, two and two make five is also a very fine thing.

This women's moment to embrace the power-to for good in life and leadership.

Better to die ten thousand deaths, Than wound my honour.

When it was seen that many of the wicked seemed quite untroubled by evil conscience ... then the idea of future suffering was advanced.

I just hope that my films will survive me.

The garden of the world has no limits, except in your mind.