I love baseball. I love watching baseball. As a broadcaster, I get to watch the best 700 players put on the uniform year after year. That, to me, is exciting.

The problem with being Comeback Player of the Year is it means you have to go somewhere before you can come back.

Getting into the Hall of Fame won't change me. I'm still going to pass gas and pick my nose like I always do.

The best thing about the New Year is your 4.90 ERA disappears and starts back at zero.

I really like Kansas City Royals stadium - Kauffman Stadium.

I'm from Southern California, so I feel much more comfortable with a golf club in my hand than I do a weapon.

I know I've got a lock on the Dutch Hall of Fame.

Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court.

If I were to construct a God I would furnish Him with some way and qualities and characteristics which the Present lacks.

Love will find its way through all languages on its own.

It is only necessary to destroy in oneself the roots of those motives which determine a man's course, in order to enjoy the omnipotence and immunity of a god.

... and the very folds of the curtains contained secrets and sighs.

I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.

Hey man, Jaws was never my scene, and i don't like Star Wars

This is a strange country we live in. When it comes to electing a President, we get two choices. But when we have to select a Miss America, we get 50.

Art doesn't just happen by accident. It is about pulling out new tricks and trying new things.

The joy I get from winning a major championship doesn't even compare to the feeling I get when a kid writes a letter saying: 'Thank you so much. You have changed my life.'