I really like Kansas City Royals stadium - Kauffman Stadium.

The problem with being Comeback Player of the Year is it means you have to go somewhere before you can come back.

I love baseball. I love watching baseball. As a broadcaster, I get to watch the best 700 players put on the uniform year after year. That, to me, is exciting.

Getting into the Hall of Fame won't change me. I'm still going to pass gas and pick my nose like I always do.

The best thing about the New Year is your 4.90 ERA disappears and starts back at zero.

I'm from Southern California, so I feel much more comfortable with a golf club in my hand than I do a weapon.

I know I've got a lock on the Dutch Hall of Fame.

Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.

Maybe home is something we have to make, and remake, over and over. But it's hard to make things when you're afraid―or you're certain—that they'll just be broken.

You always got to be happy when somebody likes what you do. It's stupid not to be happy.

But if people will laugh at my work and keep a sound roof over my head, who am I to complain?

You can't dodge your responsibilities by saying they don't exist!

Everyone blames his memory, no one blames his judgment.

The machine does not control the mind of man, though it affects the mind of man; it is the mind of man that can and should control the machine.

You lose money chasing women, never lose women chasing money...

If you're not active - and I'm not active - and you don't watch what you eat, you can get big as a horse.

I am merely a conduit, a kind of big hairy tool. I am just a plastic funnel connected to a Moog.