I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.

I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.

I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.

I am not an early bird. I go to bed normally between midnight and 1 oclock, so it is understandable that I cannot be an early bird. I wake up around 9 oclock.

All the earth, though it were full of kind hearts, is but a desolation and desert place to a mother when her only child is absent.

Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold.

Badgers know where their strength lies. Do you?

It is people's hearts that move the age.

And then her heart changed, or at least she understood it; and the winter passed, and the sun shone upon her.

Tragic experience indicates that the most sacred obligations are utterly disregarded when their observance means losing the war.

I die pretty much every year. I find it amusing.

God still hasn't recovered from the time that Satan doubted him....all God wants is someone to believe in him...God needs people to believe in him.

I don't like bullies. No one has a right to take or to hurt just because they can.