I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

I can get on with wild beasts first-rate

Revenge did that to a person

The single most impressive fact about the attempt by American women to obtain the right to vote is how long it took.

Not everybody hates me. Only the people who've met me.

I wish, by the way, that I knew who separated Time from eternity; there seems only one thing to me, and I always feel that I am in eternity.

My goal was to go to college and come out the best player.

Time was when genius was more precious than gold, but now to have nothing is monstrous barbarism.

Paint, not the thing but the effect which it produces.

An undisturbed river is as perfect as we will ever know, every refractive slide of cold water a glimpse of eternity.