I can get on with wild beasts first-rate

Uncoincidentally, Instagram was also the first social-media platform to which the only sane reaction was hate.

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.

Parody is homage gone sour.

I hate clowns. You can't see what they're thinking.

Thinking - in particular abstract thinking, which most of us are introduced to through the study of mathematics and literature - helps us learn that we can become problem solvers.

If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."

I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer, it's time to take stock.

Love in marriage is more than just a feeling or an emotion; it is a choice.

A closed mind stumbles over the blessings of life without recognizing them.

You have to have been in love to write poetry.