I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Let your love flow where the beautiful things are and something beautiful will always come your way.

Even the damned in hell have the community of their suffering.

The key to success is not purely who's the smartest, who's the best, but also who can say with conviction, "I deserve it." The entire concept is wrapped up in one phrase: "Why not me?

Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that's really about it.

I easily sink into mere absorption of what other minds have done, and should like a whole life for that alone.

It's not even about being negative. It's just being unsettled, unsatisfied, unfinished.

There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

We turn to quantities when we can't compare the qualities of things.

Forgiveness is unlocking the door to set someone free and realising you were the prisoner!

That there is an evolution of one sort or another is now common ground among scientists. Whether or not that evolution is directed is another question.