My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

We have to make mistakes, it's how we learn compassion for others.

Give me a lever long enough And a prop strong enough I can single-handed move the world.

You can't solve problems with the same thinking that caused them.

Nothing perhaps has so retarded the reception of the higher conclusions of Geology among men in general, as ... [the] instinctive parsimony of the human mind in matters where time is concerned.

I have a little history. I met Stone Temple Pilots, and their guitar player was a huge Extreme fan. Somewhere down the road, Extreme made its statement.

The greatest power you possess in life is your understanding that life gives you a fresh start any moment you choose.

You can't have a great university without a great library.

Education is not a luxury in modern American society-it is essential for survival.

Join a company of young men and women who have made a covenant by sacrifice to turn a nation through united massive fasting and prayer.

When a person is accustomed to one hundred and thirty-eight in the shade, his ideas about cold weather are not valuable.