I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Thank God for His daily blessings.

for me, to say I yet to begin gives me reasons not to look back and see what I have done but, to look ahead and see, understand and plan for what I am yet to do

If God had created celery, it would only have two stalks, because that's the most that almost any recipe ever calls for.

Service is a selfless deed.

Revenge is what I want. Nothing but pure unadulterated revenge. But my mother brought me up to be a lady.

Art is the symbol of the two noblest human efforts: to construct and to refrain from destruction.

It (broadcast journalism) is a brutal arena where the knives are sharp and the toughest Kevlar vest in the world will not protect you forever.

The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.

To strictest justice many ills belong, And honesty is often in the wrong.

The emotions aren't always immediately subject to reason, but they are always immediately subject to action.