I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run.

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

Sustainable- Nutritious Eating/Living has a Higher Purpose.

You think of yourselves as human beings, but I think of you as 99 percent bacterial.

Even if we were not sinful by nature, the sin of having private property would suffice to condemn us before God; for that which he gives us freely, we appropriate to ourselves.

Most of my friends wonder why I get these roles that are so masculine and tough. I think it's my Polish temperament that comes up.

This terrible frustration that we so often feel in the West in not being able to articulate and express ourselves.

He was no more, freed from being, entering into nowhere without even knowing it. Just as he'd feared from the start.

Who today is willing to say that Texas and California and the remainder of the Southwest would be better off if they were governed by Mexico?

I'm much more self-conscious clothed than unclothed. I'm a frustrated Page Three girl. I have no shame about my body.

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun.