I have so many evil plans, I'm just trying to find the one which would be best right now!

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

At last God caught his eye.

A woman seldom writes her Mind but in her Postscript.

People say, oh it's a shame, you're not nostalgic about the '60s. Well actually, it's quite good, when you think of it. Wouldn't it be sad if I was sitting here wishing it back?

Do you think I got stung because I have honey in my coffee every day?

I don't listen to music when designing. We create in silence. I go through a torturous process because everything has to be precise and right.

ALL things in Nature work silently. They come into being and possess nothing. They fulfil their functions and make no claim.

If I succeed in loving you, I will be able to love everyone and all species on Earth... This is the real message of love

There are two schools of fried chicken. One is brining in salted water and the other is soaking in either buttermilk or milk. I just combine the two.

Gold can gild a rotten stick, and dirt sully an ingot.

Repentance is the vomit of the soul.