At last God caught his eye.

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.

Anyone who, for 25 years, has built a career on such tenuous foundations as a high-pitched giggle, a raspberry and a sprinkling of top 'Cs' needs all the friends he can get.

My voice is not so much 'bel canto' as 'can belto'.

I suffer fools gladly because I am one of them.

Hey, you're going to hurt someone if you keep doing that!!!

Governments and fashions come and go but Jane Eyre is for all time.

One thing in common between politics and marketing is that your greatest strength can often be your greatest weakness.

It is all ablaze with grateful adoration.

Obama and his allies are promoting a medical system that is the third leading cause of death in America. It's that stark and it's that simple.

Half of spiritual growth is learning what we don't know. The other half is unlearning what we do know.

The best way to learn a language may be an episode of jail in a foreign country.

In banking or insurance trust is the only thing you have to sell.

My mother was an extremely creative woman, despite the fact that she lived the life of a rural housewife.

The more successful you and your organization become, the more humble and devoted to your customers you need to be.

I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it.