Harry Secombe Quotes

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.

Anyone who, for 25 years, has built a career on such tenuous foundations as a high-pitched giggle, a raspberry and a sprinkling of top 'Cs' needs all the friends he can get.

My voice is not so much 'bel canto' as 'can belto'.

I suffer fools gladly because I am one of them.

Hey, you're going to hurt someone if you keep doing that!!!

At last God caught his eye.