I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.

If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally, and if something blocks your route, find another. Never give up.

You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is power in the shimmy! Make him fear your shimmy! Now, goddamnit, show me your war shimmy!

Small towns are sometimes like that; familiarity runs high, while regard for personal space is low, if nonexistent.

My family were staunch believers in physical violence, not automatic violence, and we had a Safeway around the corner, so we never really needed to kill anything.

Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.

Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people.

Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.

I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.

I've never really considered doing stand up, but I have done readings/spoken word things fairly often in which I'll just tell a bunch of stories and run off at the mouth. I'm a big tangent person.

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of happy mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give.

Most of us go through this journey of grief at different speeds

There are loads of bands I'd love to produce.

Understand from top to bottom what the effort requires.

Blessed are those who do whatever they can wherever they are, for no one is devoid of resources or opportunities.

I am a liberal and always have been - just not the wild-eyed character the Republicans made me out to be.

It's so easy to make a person who hasn't got anything seem wrong.

Be as simple as you can be; you will be astonished to see how uncomplicated and happy your life can become.

I refer to jet lag as 'jet-psychosis - there's an old saying that the spirit cannot move faster than a camel.

Cruelty to animals is an enormous injustice; so is expecting those on the lowest rung of the economic ladder to do the dangerous, soul-numbing work of slaughtering sentient beings on our behalf.