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I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

Over the long haul of life on the planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants.

I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

A new report says ISIS is trying to recruit professionals like doctors, engineers, and accountants. Sorry, kids, even ISIS says they're not hiring liberal arts majors.

It would've been hard to do something else, to as it were, run away from the circus and become an accountant.

All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.

If I wasn't singing, I'd probably be, probably an accountant.

We're in a world that is run by accountants and I think that it's sad in many ways.

Agents do nothing for the good of football. I'd like to see them lined up against a wall and machine-gunned ?some accountants and solicitors with them.

It is not the job of mathematicians... to do correct arithmetical operations. It is the job of bank accountants.

My parents wanted me to work in a bank or as an accountant.

Derivative trading with mark-to-market accounting degenerates into mark-to-model. Two firms make a big derivative trade and the accountants on both sides show a large profit from the same trade.

She was my accountant, so I just believed her.

Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!

Britain needs a simpler tax system which is simple to understand, where there are no loop-holes, where the very rich do not avoid tax by employing expensive accountants

A lot of labels are hiring a lot more accountants than people that know music.

Sociologists are those academic accountants who think that truth can be shaken from an abacus.

The studios have been taken over by marketing people and accountants.

I never get the accountants in before I start up a business. It's done on gut feeling, especially if I can see that they are taking the mickey out of the consumer.

While the worriers are worrying, the planners are planning and the accountants are figuring out why we can't afford it, I'm busy getting started.

There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers; not enough women have the time for careers.

Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants. The shift from the one to the other was definitely related to when the takes started to get big.

I could never have been an accountant. I got a D in math.

[Professional accountants ] should be encouraging companies to enhance their green credentials by switching to renewables, and to respect core labor standards and human rights.

My secret vice is Sudoku puzzles. Can't stop playing them. My parents are accountants. I blame them entirely.

All the Congress, all the accountants and tax lawyers, all the judges, and a convention of wizards all cannot tell for sure what the income tax law says.

I'm against an income tax because all the rich people hire lawyers and accountants to be sure that they don't pay income tax.

My accountant regularly asks to take me to lunch. I always say I can't afford it.

I'll never be that trusting again, believing accountants and lawyers have my best interests at heart.

You know, the only way I've found to make these pictures is with animators. You can't seem to do it with accountants and bookkeepers.

The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't.

I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.

They are a special breed-like normal accountants, but without the soppy sentimentality. These are the oncologists of market capitalism.

The older I get, the more interesting I find lawyers and accountants.

We are not accountants, We are not accountants who do number after number after number of storyboard images, a robot could do it ultimately, but what I'm doing a robot cannot do.

Financial analysts make a lot more than accountants.

It is a maxim of cryptology that what one man can devise, another can unravel. This principle keeps armies of tax lawyers and accountants employed, but adds nothing to our national productivity.

Someone remind me why I didn’t want to be an accountant when I grew up,” Brock drawled. Niko chuckled. “Because accountants don’t get to make things go boom.

My father was an accountant and his father was a typographer.

Bakers bake bread, accountants manage accounts and entrepreneurs turn ideas into reality.

I thought I was going to be a math major. My parents were both accountants and wanted me to major in business. Math was our compromise.

Textbooks don't teach people how to avoid paying any income tax. But that's what an army of tax lawyers and corporate tax accountants do.

You know that big government doesn't hurt big corporations. They've got the best lawyers and accountants in the world. You know who gets destroyed by big government? It's the little guys.

It is well known that you can only manage what you measure, and as this is the job of professional accountants, it means they have huge influence on companies' governance.

actuaries are people who wanted to be accountants but didn't have the personality.

Minor magicians take pains to fit this traditional wizardly bill. By contrast, the really powerful magicians take pleasure in looking like accountants.

I don't know how much money I've got. I did ask the accountant how much it came to. I wrote it down on a bit of paper. But I've lost the bit of paper.

I would've liked to have been a better businessman when I was younger. And of course, I couldn't, because it wasn't part of my atmosphere. I never lived with accountants, I never lived with lawyers.

Most people in America understand that the rich people hire good accountants and figure out how not to necessarily pay all the taxes.