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Whatcha gunna do when Hulkamanina and my 24 pythons run wild on you?!?!?!!?

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.

The other guys, all they have to do is use their big butts and big python arms to hit homers. Me, I'm the little guy in the group. People always root for the little guy.

Python is an experiment in how much freedom programmers need. Too much freedom and nobody can read another's code; too little and expressiveness is endangered.

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

The skin of a python is no less precious to the snake than fur is to the fox.

No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad.

Perl is worse than Python because people wanted it worse.

My own perception of that is somewhat colored by where people ask my advice, which is still, of course, about changes to Python internals or at least standard libraries.

Mark Hammond is working in this area, with Windows Scripting Host. It is definitely an area where Python fits almost perfectly. That's quite independent from Java, actually.

I note that the Python folks still think they like JPython. I wonder how long that will last?

Python is executable pseudocode. Perl is executable line noise.

I saw what looked like another fallen tree in front of me and put my foot on it to cross over. At that moment it reared up in front of me-the biggest python I had ever seen!

Python - why settle for snake oil when you can have the whole snake?

Life is short (You need Python)

Modern programs must handle Unicode —Python has excellent support for Unicode, and will keep getting better.

I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.

I sing the National Anthem, while I'm standing, over your body, hold you like a python.

I prefer the finesse of French humour. English humour is more scathing, more cruel, as illustrated by Monty Python and Little Britain.

Mrs Bawden yanked me away from the table and dragged me across the food hall. I tried to twist away from her, but she had a grip like a python on steroids.

People are still crazy about Python after twenty-five years, which I find hard to believe.

I think the special thing about Python is that it's a writers' commune. The writers are in charge. The writers decide what the material is.

Why the hell hasn't wxPython become the standard GUI for Python yet?

Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python.

Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain.

Growing up, I watched shows such as 'Blackadder' and 'Monty Python' with my parents.

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.

I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' together.

Generally the pythons are better than anything else at killing.

Versace pythons. Louis Aviators. Balenciagas & they gotta be the gladiators.

I'd grown up loving English films, I was a huge Monty Python fanatic as a kid.

The great thing about university is that they incline you to get up and do it, from the Classics to modern plays, to the humor that Monty Pythons made popular.

Python carries his loneliness in him as if he had eaten clay.

I've worked with pythons and such in a couple of movies, and I had to wrangle around, but I was okay. Still, if I'm out in the country or something, I'm still spooked by them.

I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The Office,' Neville Chamberlain.

If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.'

I think the great sketch shows, like 'Python' and 'Mr. Show,' they didn't stick around for very long. There's something kind of cool about that.

But as a kid, I loved 'Monty Python.' My Dad was a devout watcher. We used to watch it when we ate dinner!

I was pretty much a child of Monty Python. I grew up loving that type of humor and even structured a lot of humor in the same fashion.

I made it to the childbearing phase without TV dependence, then looked around and thought, Well gee, why start now? Why get a pet python on the day you decide to raise fuzzy little gerbils?

My favorite language for maintainability is Python. It has simple, clean syntax, object encapsulation, good library support, and optional named parameters.

I've been bitten by a python. Not a very big one. I was being silly, saying: 'Oh, it's not poisonous' Then, wallop! But you have fear around animals.

There's no gap between the writer and the performer, which is what I think makes [Monty] Python unique. Five or six people who write Python and five or six who act it. That's what makes it unique.

Marriage is the flimsiest weapon against desire. You may as well take a pop-gun to a python.

In the office, I actually act quite demented the whole day. Like Monty Python. That's my favorite kind of humor. My assistants sometimes ask me to leave.

I love 'Monty Python,' 'Black Adder,' 'Fawlty Towers'. I'm a huge fan of British comedy.

Americans like to think 'Python' is how English people really are. There is an element of truth to that.

Everybody uses pop culture as a shorthand. You might make an obscure reference to Monty Python or Iron Eagle that only some people will get, but if they do it conveys a world of meaning.

Sir Bedevere: "Tell me, what do you do with witches?" Crowd: "Burn, burn them up!" Sir Bedevere: "And what do you burn apart from witches?" Villager: "More witches!