I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Returning to my dreams was like returning to home after a long time of being away - everything was exactly the same as you left it, except infinitely better.

If you want to make enemies try to change something.

The true writer has nothing to say. What counts is the way he says it.

Trust is simply a set of expectations about the present and the future. The key is to ensure that these are chosen and evaluated based upon awareness versus fear.

There are goods that are outside trade and in the public domain and that should be reserved and protected.

Moderation is the feebleness and sloth of the soul, whereas ambition is the warmth and activity of it.

You're lucky if you find something you like to do, and it's a miracle if somebody will pay you to do it.

You really wanna up your game when you're around Donald Trump and do your best for him.

I don't really ever think about whether or not I like the characters I'm playing. I'm more into the minutiae of their behaviour or what they're doing in a certain scene.

Do what you say you're going to do! People can do nothing but respect that.