I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That's about all you need to know about life, I think.

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life.

Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they're not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people.

I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective on the world.

It is a time for soul-searching, a time to see if our anchor holds.

Life isn't a matter of milestones but of moments.

Help the companion who is insecure; perhaps they do not have enough to supply their needs, while you retain an excess.

Right after the show tonight, I'm going to the New York City car show. You get to see the models that will be crashed next year by drunken Secret Service agents.

I was the angriest little person imaginable when I was younger. I woke up with a frown every morning. I barely talked, wore black all the time and had some serious teenage rebellion years

A lover teaches a wife all her husband has kept from her.

He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it.

If life were a movie, physical reality would be the entire DVD: Future and past frames exist just as much as the present one.

The USA and USSR will only agree when shrimps learn to fly.

Humour is like violence. They both come to you unexpectedly, and the more unpredictable they both are, the better it gets.