I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That's about all you need to know about life, I think.

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life.

Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they're not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people.

I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective on the world.

...flames moved towards himand dropped within-singed and marred his tender skin ...(the frightful plight tale)

He leaned toward me and said his name like he was sharing a secret and it made me think he probably kept a lot of secrets. His smile was sweet and his teeth the tiniest bit crooked.

We take unholy risks to prove we are what we cannot be. For instance, I am not even crazy.

Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs.

The simplest things give me ideas.

One last breath. We all have to take one eventually. It was over.

I'd prefer 1,000 followers, friends, and fans that actually meant something, rather than 10 million that weren't engaged.

How small of all that human hearts endure/That part which laws or kings can cause or cure.

I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited.

Addiction is a revolt of the soul.