I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That's about all you need to know about life, I think.

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life.

Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they're not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective on the world.

The word genius was whispered into my ear the first things I ever Heard while I was still mewling in my crib, laughs Orson (Welles), so it never occured to me that I wasn't until middle age

He knows that you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep the world from running you plumb crazy

Every successful revolution puts on in time the robes of the tyrant it has deposed.

Being is central, and Being is now. The fulfillment of your life is not going to happen through anything. The outer activities in your life are secondary. What is Primary is Being.

That feeling of being 19 or 20 and 'hot' in Hollywood was so intense.

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.

Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector and in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is.

Cities that tend of have better schools for middle-income families, they tend to have much better prospects for kids moving up in the income distribution.

Both sides are divided and Western countries collaborate with Muslim countries and vice versa.

Your children are not your children. They are lives longing for itself. They come here with their own destiny. Give them your love. They will find their own way.