Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)

The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers.

So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.

He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither.

There's something terribly weird about the standard fantasy setting--not least of which the fact the phrase "standard fantasy setting" can be uttered without irony.

I could think of no better place to secretly murder someone than inside a fridge. Well, actually there were probably several better ones, but none came to mind at the time.

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College is not important, knowledge is

Harming one’s unalienable rights in order to serve justice is injustice.

We should let our godliness exhale like th odor of flowers. We should live for the good of our kind, and strive for the salvation of the world.

Instead of asking 'How much damage will the work in question bring about?' why not ask 'How much good? How much joy?'

What you do today determines who you will be tomorrow.

I'm Michael Jackson-obsessed. All I watch is 'Moonwalker' - it's my favorite movie of all time.

I can't hang out as loose as I used to, but I can still go down Jefferson Avenue and look in the faces of winos, pimps and junkies, all the things I'm made of.

Part of the success of This American Life, I think, is due to the fact that none of us sound like we should be on the radio. We don't sound professional; we sound like people you would know.

I am filled with awe that filmmakers have the capacity to stir us and give us back a sense of wonder.